Saturday, March 6, 2010

The man who went to Malta

Better not to hear this joke, if it wishes to improve speaking skills.

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The Italian man who went to Malta.

One day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel. In the morning I go down to eat breakfast.

I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast. She brings me only one piece.

I tell her "I wanna two pieces". She says "Go to the toilet"

I say "You don't understand, I wanna two pieces on my plate"

She says to me "You better not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch"

I do not even know this lady and she call me a sonnawabitch!!

Later, I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife, but no fork.

I tell her "I wanna a fork" and she tells me "Everyone wanna fuck"

I tell her "You don't understand... I wanna fork on the table"

She says "You better not fuck on the table. You sonnawabitch"

So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed.

I call the manager and tell him "I wanna a sheet". He tells me to go the toilet.

I say "You don't understand, I wanna a sheet on my bed"

He says: "You better not shit on the bed, you sonnawabitch"

I go to the check out and the man at the desk said: "Peace on you"

And I say: "Piss on you too, you sonnawabicth"

I gonna back to Italy!


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