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Hi again! I'm writing to you in this post because I wanted to ask you something about the structure of your blog. In the right column there is a gadget in which you have all the blog labels, so everybody can find information about a topic easily. Can you please tell me how you give it this appearance? as if it was a washing-machine.
ReplyDeleteThank you very much in advance and I hope you continue working for all the people who teach English.
I added this "washing-machine" from Blogger Buster, reading this post:
ReplyDeleteBlogumus: a flash animated label cloud for Blogger!.
Paying attention to these instructions, you can install easily the labels cloud into your blog. Please, say me if it's working for you.